Me: So we’ve narrowed it down to the Polynesian or the Contemporary.

CP: We can walk to the Magic Kingdom from the Polynesian, yes?

Me: What? No. It’s a monorail or a boat.

CP: Really?!

Me: Yes.

CP: Well, then I’d rather stay at the Contemporary. If we want to eat at the Polynesian, we can just walk there from the Contemporary, right?

Me: NO!

CP: Why not?

Me: Well, the lagoon, for one thing.

CP: Well then how would we ever get there?!

Me: There’s this little thing called the monorail?

CP: Oh.

Me: If we stay at the Poly, we can walk to the TTC to catch the monorail to Epcot. That’s a plus.

CP: We can walk to the TTC from the Contemporary too, though.

Me: ….

Me: You’ve *been* to Disney World  before, right? (Note: we’ve been to WDW nine times together since 2010)

CP: It’s so confusing!

And that’s why we’ll be staying at Animal Kingdom Lodge.