Really starting to hate Disney buses now: October, Day 7

This morning we slept in again, this time until 9:30. We got ready quickly and left for Hollywood Studios around 10am.  We figured that if we were lucky, we could power-walk to TSM and manage to snag one of the few remaining Fast Passes for the day, which we did, with a 5:30-6:30pm return time.

Most ridiculous thing I've ever power walked for?

With the day’s most urgent task out of the way, we strolled back to Starring Rolls for breakfast, sharing a bagel, blueberry muffin, and bananas and having what passes for a WDW latte.

Facing the same HS-boredom problem as we did earlier in our trip, we departed HS for Animal Kingdom, where we went directly to Expedition Everest for a trip through the single rider line.  We then doubled back to Dinosaur, which I admit still scares the crap out of me, no matter how many times I warn myself of the audioanimatronic being that’s going to start screaming in my ear.

Don't be fooled. This is one terrifying dinosaur.

After browsing the dump shop, we went back to EE for another ride, and just managed to beat a tour group into the single rider line. I sat next to a business man who was riding for the 1st time with his colleagues, and although he feigned bravado with them, he surreptitiously caught my eye and asked how scary the ride would really be.  I reassured him, and off we went.

As you probably expected the businessman did just fine, and after concluding once again that CP is incapable of appearing in a ride picture with a smile, we departed Animal Kingdom with the intention of heading back to Downtown Disney again for lunch. We decided the fastest route would be to take a Saratoga Springs Resort bus and walk to DTD, which wasn’t a bad plan, but was made a bit less enjoyable by the long jerky bus ride we endured and the hot walk in the midday sun from the Congress Park bus stop at SSR to Downtown Disney.  A caprese sandwich at Earl of Sandwich later, we were both restored, and wandered through Goofy’s Candy Company, browsing the sweets and sampling some fudge.  Tired after what had been a very hot morning on the go, we headed to the bus stop for yet another long, noisy bus ride back to Animal Kingdom Lodge.

Let’s take a minute here and discuss the Disney bus situation.  Now, I’m a big believer in public transportation both for its convenience and for its sustainability.  After three mid-2000s visits to Disney relying solely upon Disney transportation, I am ready to buy a fleet of cars, marry a car dealer, and buy as much stock in Hummers as I possibly can.  Well, not really, but the truth remains that the Disney buses are so unreliable and frustrating that I will never again visit WDW without renting a car. Something changed in the mid-2000s regarding the way Disney dispatches its buses, and it’s now a rare occasion when a bus comes in a timely manner and/or said bus isn’t filled to capacity.  Further, there is something so horrible about the Downtown Disney bus route from every Disney resort imaginable.  I don’t know if it’s the two DTD stops, or the inevitable stop at Typhoon Lagoon to pick up soaking-wet passengers, but something makes the trip seem interminable.  Especially interminable should your bus driver be scheduled for a break  at the DTD West Side stop after he’s picked you up at the Marketplace. Add another 20 minutes to your trip? Why not!

Barney might need more than a biscuit after that Fast Pass line....

Anyway. Once back at Animal Kingdom Lodge it was time for more afternoon napping and a check-in with Oprah. We left AKL again around 6pm to head back to Hollywood Studios, arriving around 6:20pm, giving us ten minutes to use our TSM Fast Passes. Walking briskly we arrived right on time, and were both pleased to finally break 100k each.

Afterwards it was time for another dinner of champions: the Tune-In Lounge milkshakes.

Home to Disney's best milkshake.

Sipping our chocolate and peanut butter and jelly concoctions we walked down Hollywood Boulevard, out of the Studios, and down the lakeside path to Epcot, stopping at both the Boardwalk Inn and Beach Club to both browse the resorts and find a restroom.  At one restroom we stumbled upon a group of drunken Food and Wine revelers, tooting furiously while lamenting the sauerkraut they had just consumed. Ummm…yikes.  We moved quickly on, and soon were at the International Gateway, and then headed to Morocco for Casa beer and falafel pitas.

While eating our snack we noticed a private event setting up on the World Showcase Lagoon. Always interesting in these types of affairs, we lingered for a few minutes, watching the staff set up. It was then we noticed one staff member eating right off the trays of food, or rather grabbing his food and then stealing away to eat it behind a topiary.  This deeply inflamed my sense of righteous indignation, so I found the first manager I saw to let her know. Whether or not she did anything I don’t know, but I’m hoping she dealt with the situation – if I had paid beaucoup dollars for a private Disney event, I’d be pretty peeved if a server ate my food, and with his bare unwashed hands to boot!

A lovely sunset at Hollywood Studios

After walking away indignantly, we meandered through the massive crowds, finally stopping at the Puerto Rico booth for another torched cherry colada.  We walked by Test Track to scope out the line, but CP wasn’t feeling particularly good, and we decided to head back to AKL.  One very fish-smelling bus ride later, we were back in our room for soda, showers, and sleep.

Highlight of the day? Walking from the Studios to Epcot.  Sometimes I think the price of theme park admission (or the cost of a Disney trip, really) would be worth it even if we never rode a ride; it feels a privilege to meander through such an interesting, often beautiful built environment. The path between these two theme parks is secluded, quiet, and quite lovely.

October Trip: Day 6

Tuesday, October 12.

With CP still feeling under the weather and both of us considerably more tired than at the beginning of our trip, we slept in today until 8:45. After some cereal, yogurt parfait, and hot chocolate/coffee mix we headed to the bus stop around 10am. Our Magic Kingdom bus arrived quickly and took us equally fast to the entrance of the park, so we were on the train to Frontierland in no time.

All decked out for Halloween...

Our first stop of the day was Splash Mountain, whose wait was only 5 minutes and which in reality was nearly a walk-on. Our fast queue experience was marred only by the presence of the line-cutting grandma in front of us, but we both had forgotten about that after the intense soaking we received at the end of the ride. Naturally, our next stop was Big Thunder, which advertised a wait of 20 minutes and the promise of drying ourselves off in wind. Being wise in the ways of Disney Math™ we figured the line was really much shorter than 20 minutes, and indeed, we waited maybe 5 minutes to board. The kid behind us was apprehensive to ride for the first time, but by the end of her first ride through the wilderness, she was clapping and giddy, thrilled with herself that she had liked it.  Next up was a walk through Frontierland and Liberty Square for another ride on Space Mountain, during which we confirmed that the left track is truly much smoother than the right side.

With lunch time approaching and hunger fast settling in, we decided the proper course of action was a tide-me-over snack at the Confectionary before heading to Downtown Disney for a real lunch.   While munching on chocolate-covered pretzel rods we watched Pluto interact with children young and old, and then we headed for the exit to grab a boat to the Wilderness Lodge, which CP had never seen, and where we could catch a bus to Downtown Disney.  We took a bathroom break in the very peaceful lobby of the Wilderness Lodge villas, wandered the grounds, and then caught a bus to Downtown Disney, where we went to the lovely Earl of Sandwich for a lunch of Caprese sandwiches while watching the day’s parade of crazily adorned BBB girls.

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October Trip: Day 5

Columbus Day was – you guessed it – another bright and sunny day in Central Florida. On this morning we were up at a decent hour and at the gates of Hollywood Studios shortly after rope drop.  Walking through the gates we noticed that the park seemed blessedly free of crowds, but we were soon to find out this was nothing but a mirage.

Thinking we might actually be able to ride Toy Story Mania! without a huge wait, we wandered over to Pixar Place in no particular hurry. When we got there, however, I gasped a bit – the standby line was already at 50 minutes (it was maybe 9:15am at this point?), and the Fast Pass line extended all the way back to the animation courtyard.  Not feeling inclined to deal with either line, we opted instead to visit Starring Rolls for breakfast, and enjoyed muffins and coffee while watching similarly naïve hoards of people make their way to Pixar Place.  Eventually we too headed back that way, and secured Fast Passes to ride between 1:05-2:05 p.m. Not too shabby.

They're watching you spend 2 hours in line...

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Nerds in Epcot, or: October, Day 4

Sunday dawned hot and sunny, not that we were up to see it – neither one of us was up before 10am today, having stayed out late the night before.  After a quick coffee/hot chocolate infusion and some trail mix eaten on the run, we grabbed a bus to Epcot and proceeded immediately to the Land pavillion to secure Fast Passes for Soarin’.  Metaphorical running of the bulls over with, we meandered over to the Mexico pavillion, and made our way through to Norway, where we stopped for a sweet almond pretzel and a quick rest in the shade.  We then proceeded to walk and shop, photographing some of the more interesting (or daresay ridiculous) things that caught our eye, paying special attention to the Steiff bears in Germany and the mesmerizing selection of chocolates in Italy.

Even the banners in the tiny German train village are correctly themed...and this is why I love Disney.

We ended up in the Mitsukoshi department store in Japan, our first of many trips this week to scope the wares and see what would inevitably end up in our suitcase when we went home.  CP is a dedicated Totoro fan, and we were saddened to see that Totoro merchandise wasn’t particularly well-represented.

O Canada!

With hunger settling in we headed to Morocco and snagged some felafel pitas and Casa beer from the Food and Wine stand.    Afterward we browsed the Moroccan shops, but were driven out of the pavilion by a screaming naked baby running about.  After walking through the France pavilion, we exited through the International Gateway and headed toward the Beach Club for a break and some dessert at Beaches and Cream. The restaurant itself was packed, so we settled for take-away sundaes and ate next to Stormalong Bay.  The verdict of this much-heralded treat spot? Meh.  Part of the problem is that my order was incorrectly filled, but the ice cream wasn’t all that good and I’ve certainly had better for less money.  After browsing the Beach Club (and enjoying its air conditioning) we headed back to finish our tour of the World Showcase, browsing through the United Kingdom, and stopping to take pictures of ourselves (and helping others with their pictures) in Canada.

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